Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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