we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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