I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
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