Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
wanna go halves on a baby?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
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