Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
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