names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Randomize
