Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
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