My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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