You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
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By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
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I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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