i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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