I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
Randomize
