look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
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She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
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The air was thick with penises
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
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