I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
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She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
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I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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