brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
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I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
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She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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