I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
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after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
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Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
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