i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
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On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
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The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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