if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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