i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
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Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
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Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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