Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Randomize
