So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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