We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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