i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I just googled if crying burns calories
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
