he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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