in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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