We're like a lot better than the average bears
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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