We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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