If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
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If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
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I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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