Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
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Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
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Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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