I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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