you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
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I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
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My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
Randomize