doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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