Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
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She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
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I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
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