Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Randomize
