No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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