We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
you never un-have a 4some
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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