Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
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he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
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I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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