Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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