YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Two words: blizzard sex
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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