So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Randomize
