Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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