So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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