You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
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She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
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I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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