i permit you to call me
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
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There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
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Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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