Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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