I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
The air taste purple.
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