I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
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She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
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He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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