Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
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He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
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I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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