You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
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he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
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I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?