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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.

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  hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.

  (919): View more from North Carolina

  my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.

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• (985): View more from Louisiana

  If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up

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• (661): View more from California

  When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge

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• (214): View more from Texas

  he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.

  (701): View more from North Dakota

  How the fuck do you have so much free time?

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  Polyphasic sleep schedule.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.

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