He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
These People Are So Awkward You’ll Get Embarrassed
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
These People Encountered Celebrities in Bizarrely Normal Places
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.