feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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