i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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