what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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