4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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