Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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